JW

Quotes by Jack Woodford

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One of your first jobs, as you write for money, will be to get rid of your vocabulary.
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Money talks. And writes. And publishes. And reviews. But it can’t read.
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Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.
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Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention.
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Characterization is an accident that flows out of action and dialogue.
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At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied.
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Louella remarked that when foreign nations had intercourse with this country they knew they had been intercoursed.